word to the nerd

i read dictionaries and books about words (not at all explaining my lack of spelling ability).

for fun.

ya. i do.

and if my mom didn't always have me dressed in little florence eisman frocks, i would have probably loved one of these:

you can buy them here at cafepress and of course if you're the one lugging around the pulchritudinous, erudite bundle of joy, you should prolly get one of these: