the bb8 irreverant gift guide
for that pirate in your life... the swash buckle. $65.00 at veer for that new mother in your life...the womb shaped (their words) baby blender (my words) i know you want this, click here for that person who stands at the fridge and eats. wouldn't this make it so much easier? eat with your fingers, found herehere comrades (oh wait you can't because they're actually SOLD OUT) thisthis will freak out the catholic in your life. who needs fatima?
for the stoner in your life. uh, wait, no i didn't just endorse that. this would make a great gift for anyone living in a city who doesn't have direct access to an herb garden of turkey hill proportions. click 'erei've always been a little miffed that I didn't think of the postit note first. now i'm thinking, snap! i should have thought of this! click here this oops! one more....always the bridesmaid? or groomsman? this is for all of your hella single friends. those who wear their singledom proudly. for a small bit of money you can join this international singles club and sport, proudly, the ring that shows it. made in sweden, the singelringen (no that's not me)